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Monday, February 02, 2004

HEROES!!! The Patriots are HEROES. They won it all, and they did so because of their heart, character and media-friendliness. Do you think John Kasay's kickoff would have gone out of bounds if Diva Pedro was back there returning the kick? No! He was obviously terrified of the Pats' heart and character, so he kicked it out of bounds.

Do you think a malcontent like California Gar-see-ya-later-parra would have been able to kick that field goal like At'em Moneytieri did? No! He's never kicked a field goal in his life, except for when he played high school football. Because he's too SCARED of the pressure! I bet.

And what about New York Manny, don't you just hate that guy? Anyway, the point is, the Patriots are champions again, ending the one-year drought. One year, compared to the Red Sox and their 86-year drought without a championship. (86 years, 1986... BILL BUCKNER!!!!!!) One is less than 86. Much, much less.

So you see, heart and character and media-friendly-hood is what it is all about. The Patriots are a team with no stars, just nice guys who deserve to win. The Red Sox have some heroic dirt dogs with regular names, who are foiled by their famous superstar teammates.

Did you notice that for the past two weeks, many Patriots have done interviews with various reporters? You think they were forced to do that or something? No, it's just part of their heart and character, and true love for each and every person in New England. Yet where have Diva Pedro, Manny Malingerer and Nosemar been? Have you read any quotes from them? That's what I thought. Typical. The Pats wanted to win for US, the fans. They probably won't even cash their winner's checks. I bet they might probably all donate every penny to the Jimmy Fund. Will the Red Sox donate their Super Bowl checks to the Jimmy Fund? Of course not, not a one of them ever has. Draw your own conclusions from those FACTS, pal.

The Pats winning it all again is a clear lesson for the Red Sox and Red Sox fans. Even though they are different teams playing totally different sports, their home stadiums are less than 45 miles apart, so they must be compared. So I will be spending the next few months comparing and especially CONTRASTING the CHAMPION Patriots with the LOSER Red Sox, so everyone can see what losers the Red Sox superstars are. I really have nothing better to do , so get ready for a lot of contrasting!

Yip Yip Yip!!!!




HEROES!!! The Patriots are HEROES. They won it all, and they did so because of their heart, character and media-friendliness. Do you think John Kasay's kikcoff would have gone out of bounds if Diva Pedro was back there returning the kick? No! Do you think a malcontent like California Gar-see-ya-later-parra would have been able to kick that field goal like At'em Moneytieri did? No! What about New York Manny, don't you just hate that guy? Anyway, the point is, the Patriots are champions again, ending the one-year drought. One year, compared to the Red Sox and their 86-year drought without a championship. (86 years, 1986... BILL BUCKNER!!!!!!) One is less than 86. Much, much less. So you see, heart and character and media-friendly-hood is what it is all about. The Patriots are a team with no stars, just nice guys who deserve to win. The Red Sox have some heroic dirt dogs with regular names, who are foiled by their famous superstar teammates. Did you notice that for the past two weeks, many Patriots have done interviews with various reporters? You think they were forced to do that or something? No, it's just part of their heart and character, and true love for each and every person in New England. Yet where have Diva Pedro, Manny Malingerer and Nosemar been? Have you read any quotes from them? That's what I thought. Typical. The Pats wanted to win for US, the fans. They probably won't even cash their winner's checks. I bet they might probably all donate every penny to the Jimmy Fund. Will the Red Sox donate their Super Bowl checks to the Jimmy Fund? Of course not, not a one of them ever has. Draw your own conclusions from those FACTS, pal.

The Pats winning it all again is a clear lesson for the Red Sox and Red Sox fans. Even though they are different playing totally different sports, they must be compared. So I will be spending the next few months comparing and especially CONTRASTING the CHAMPION Patriots with the LOSER Red Sox, so everyone can see what losers the Red Sox superstars are. I really have nothing better to do , so get ready for a lot of contrasting!

Yip Yip Yip!!!!




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