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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Yipyipyip!!!!! The Dawg is BACK baby!!!!

I am so pumped and jacked for the Super Bowl, I can't stop drooling! It's so great to see a local team do well, why can't those idiot Red Sox ever win in the playoffs? I'll tell you why, it's because their stars don't talk to the press. Look at Tom Brady, talks to the press, goes to two Super Bowls in three years! Prima Donna Pedro? Doesn't talk to the press, NEVER goes to the World Series. That is called a FACT, and facts don't lie. Here's another FACT: I am so sick of Pedro and Nomar and Manny. Get them gone!! Thank god we've finally got a normal American superstar, Mr. Curt Schilling. Schilling has a lot in common with Brady: they both look normal and have regular names and talk to the press and they WIN! Except for last year. I LOVE Curt Schilling! And I LOVE Tom Brady! It's so great to be filled with love for these guys.

This is the song I sing in the shower every day:
"It's the story
of a man named Brady
who was winning Super Bowls every year
The Patriots work all together
that's why New England cheers.

I pray one day the Sox will dump that Manny
And I know that it is much more than a hunch.
That this team will somehow win a title
That's the day they'll become the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch!
That's the way they'll become the Brady Bunch!"

Get it! That's the theme song to the Brady Bunch, and Tom Brady's last name is Brady! So it's funny AND true.

On the eve of the Super Bowl, the one big question that is on everyone's mind right now is this: why can't the Red Sox get more fan-friendly players like Tom Brady, so that they will finally win it all? Brady looks like I want to look, not like some foreigner from the Caribbean. He has a normal name and a nice haircut, is that too much to ask! I guess so, since the Diva and his henchmen Manny Malingerer and California Garciaparra can't seem to manage it. God I hate them!! The thought of them making millions and not talking to me is ruining my Super Bowl! Damn it make the trade NOW, get A-Rod in here, at least he has ONE normal name. And he looks regular with short hair and piercing blue eyes, not some big weird foreign nose. I am wearing my Red Sox A-Rod jersey and my Tom Brady hat right now, and I am burning a Manny Ramirez baseball card in the ashtray as I type this, and damn it feels great! Only 5 more days until the Pats complete their mission of teaching those bastard Red Sox how to win a CHAMPIONSHIP!! YES!!! THANK GOD FOR TOM BRADY AND THE BRADY BUNCH!!!! IN YOUR FACES PEDRO AND NOSEMAR AND MANNY!!! THE BRADY BUNCH!!!!!!


Tuesday, January 20, 2004

1/20/04, 4:03 PM: I can't stop thinking about this A-Rod trade!! I am so pumped and jacked that I am going to take a bus to NY city tonight to try to find A-Rod or Henry or Hicks or Selig or anyone connected with this deal and order them to make it happen NOW!! Who is with me? Let's get a caravan of millions of members of Yip Dawg Nation to drive to NY tonight to DEMAND that this trade happen NOW! They can't stop us and they can't deny our demands! Who is with me! Yip Dawg Nation will arise!!!!!!!
I AM BACK!!!!! YIPYIPYIP!!!!!!

The Yip dawg is BACK!!! So much has happened since my blog went dark last summer (I swore to pull the plug on this site when Manny the Loafer wasn't traded by the deadline. But now I see that it doesn't really matter if you keep your word or not, because it's more important to have a website out there that's not afraid to attack famous athletes and savagely criticise them for anything and everything. Because they are lying hypocrites!!!!)

Anyway, on to the latest news!!

Talks to Resume this Weekend
01/20/04, 1:19pm: Allston Community Radio's Bruce Levangie is now saying that talks on the Manny-for-A-Rod trade heated up this past week and John Henry and Tom Hicks' manservants either met last weekend or will meet this coming weekend or met last month or will meet later next month or not. My sources tell me A-Rod was bending Bud Selig's ear about the trade at Sammy Sosa's bar-mitzvah in Tel-Aviv, and is pressing hard for the deal, using a combination of physical intimidation, vague threats and teary-eyed pleading. And so therefore it's clear that this deal is GOING to happen!!! It's alive!! I told you so!! So buy your A-rod Red Sox jersey now while you still can before mlb.com goes into cover-up mode and erases the evidence that this deal is 100% definitely going to happen!

Ha ha this is the greatest day of my life, the Sox are so close to ridding this town of Manny's reign of terror I'm literally drooling as I type this. So long, you overpaid, Dominican, NY-raised malcontent and welcome Alex Rodriguez! I love A-Rod and his steely blue eyes and the way he looks in that tight uniform!! I can't wait until he's actually here and leading us to the glory that he's brought every city he's ever played for! I would NEVER turn on this guy, trust me! He's a great shortstop and doesn't spend his time talking, just playing at a superstar level, and I would never attack anyone like that!

Nomar, get your bus ticket, because you're the next one out of town! Hopefully Pedro will follow. Because neither one is a leader! Get it!! God this is so exciting, I can't believe I actually ran a highly-paid athlete out of Boston!! I am so powerful now it is amazing!! It is happening because of ME ME ME!!!

A-ROD WILL BE HERE IT IS A 100% DONE DEAL!!! If this trade doesn't happen by midnight tonight, this blog will go dark! Honest, this time I mean it!!


I AM BACK!!!!! YIPYIPYIP!!!!!!

The Yip dawg is BACK!!! So much has happened since my blog went dark last summer (I swore to pull the plug on this site when Manny the Loafer wasn't traded by the deadline. But now I see that it doesn't really matter if you keep your word or not, because it's more important to have a website out there that's not afraid to attack famous athletes and savagely criticise them for anything and everything. Because they are lying hypocrites!!!!)

Anyway, on to the latest news!!

Talks to Resume this Weekend
1:20:04, 1:17pm: Allston Community Radio's Bruce Levangie is now saying that talks on the Manny-for-A-Rod trade heated up this past week and John Henry and Tom Hicks either met last weekend or will meet this coming weekend or met last month or will meet later next month or not. My sources tell me A-Rod was bending Bud Selig's ear about the trade at Sammy Sosa's bar-mitzvah in Tel-Aviv, and is pressing hard for the deal, using a combination of physical intimidation, vague threats and teary-eyed pleading. And so it's clear that this deal is GOING to happen!!! It's alive!! I told you so!! So buy your A-rod Red Sox jersey now while you still can before mlb.com goes into cover-up mode and erases the evidence that this deal is 100% definitely going to happen!

Ha ha this is the greatest day of my life, the Sox are so close to ridding this town of Manny's reign of terror I'm literally drooling as I type this. So long, you overpaid Dominican NY-raised malcontent and welcome Alex Rodriguez! I love A-Rod and his steely blue eyes and the way he looks in that tight uniform!! I can't wait until he's actually here and leading us to the glory that he's brought every city he's ever played for! I would NEVER turn on this guy, trust me! He's a great shortstop and doesn't spend his time talking, just playing at a superstar level, and I would never attack anyone like that!

Nomar, get your bus ticket, because you're the next one out of town! Hopefully Pedro will follow. Because neither one is a leader! Get it!! God this is so exciting, I can't believe I actually ran a highly-paid athlete out of Boston!! I am so powerful now it is amazing!!

A-ROD WILL BE HERE IT IS A 100% DONE DEAL!!! If this trade doesn't happen by midnight tonight, this blog will go dark! Honest, this time I mean it!!



I AM BACK!!!!! YIPYIPYIP!!!!!!

The Yip dawg is BACK!!! So much has happened since my blog went dark last summer (I swore to pull the plug on this site when Manny the Loafer wasn't traded by the deadline. But now I see that it doesn't really matter if you keep your word or not, because it's more important to have a website out there that's not afraid to attack famous athletes and savagely criticise them for anything and everything. Because they are lying hypocrites!!!!)

Anyway, on to the latest news!!

Talks to Resume this Weekend
1:20:04, 1:17pm: Allston Community Radio's Bruce Levangie is now saying that talks on the Manny-for-A-Rod trade heated up this past week and John Henry and Tom Hicks either met last weekend or will meet this coming weekend or met last month or will meet later next month or not. My sources tell me A-Rod was bending Bud Selig's ear about the trade at Sammy Sosa's bar-mitzvah in Tel-Aviv, and is pressing hard for the deal, using a combination of physical intimidation, vague threats and teary-eyed pleading. And so it's clear that this deal is GOING to happen!!! It's alive!! I told you so!! So buy your A-rod Red Sox jersey now while you still can before mlb.com goes into cover-up mode and erases the evidence that this deal is 100% definitely going to happen!

Ha ha this is the greatest day of my life, the Sox are so close to ridding this town of Manny's reign of terror I'm literally drooling as I type this. So long, you overpaid Dominican NY-born malcontent and welcome Alex Rodriguez! I love A-Rod and his steely blue eyes and the way he looks in that tight uniform!! I can't wait until he's actually here and leading us to the glory that he's brought every city he's ever played for! I would NEVER turn on this guy, trust me! He's a great shortstop and doesn't spend his time talking, just playing at a superstar level, and I would never attack anyone like that!

Nomar, get your bus ticket, because you're the next one out of town! Hopefully Pedro will follow. Because neither one is a leader! Get it!! God this is so exciting, I can't believe I actually ran a highly-paid athlete out of Boston!! I am so powerful now it is amazing!!

A-ROD WILL BE HERE IT IS A 100% DONE DEAL!!! If this trade doesn't happen by midnight tonight, this blog will go dark! Honest, this time I mean it!!



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